Status Report, 2021

A new writing is appropriate. Especially here on the Domination of Eiler blog which is as secret as any fully online page can be. Might need a new blog chapter for this too.

In the past years, the Domination of Eiler has at last gone on continental goodwill tour even as far as Hawaii. It contacted many old allies, and subjugated a new swath of the continent between South Dakota and Oklahoma. All fifty United States have now submitted to the Domination. Its force has returned to Western Washington, there to settle probably forever. Its engineering force has come out of retirement to dominate its old job, and people are actually grateful.

But that's not important right now.

The Domination actually pulled off two coups against leaders of ruling triumvirates - last Thursday.

1. Over the years, Bishop-Princial of the Domination has served in a triumvirite of a popular online religious group. Senior member of group is taking leave of absence. Remainder of us are in charge. May the One Maker grant that the Domination has someone for thia, who is as righteous and mature as people think it has. (Bishop-Principal cannot think of anyone else who could, other than the other triumvir.)

2. In old and newly occupied job, Chief Engineer of the Domination has served in a triumvirate of a corporate project. Senior member of project is going on a month's vacation. Remainder of us are in charge. May the One Maker grant that the Domination may grant a fully functional senior engineer - and also not terrorize the new minion. (Chief Engineer could tell stories about an old dysfunctional senior engineer.)

All these things were possible because of the glory and tireless effort of the Domination of Eiler over decades. One might say, the Domination exists to provide peacekeeping forces for occasions such as this.

These developments will not make the Dominator's life any easier. But that's what world domination is all about. The Domination of Eiler will of course work with other ruling members. But it will assume leadership in these things as it is worthy. And it has enough seniority to cope with humanity, and enough youth to cope with most of the modern world.

All Hail the Domination, and All Prayer to the One Maker!